Yo! Name's Sanjay, but you can call me Shaan if you prefer! Not a specific blog, just a jumble of things I like and find interesting. Feel free to ask any questions about anything, I don't bite!

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

aka “for the buzz”

dialupmodem:

me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac 

every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO 

asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.